Date: 2008-08-03 16:03 Subject: Fic: Fragile Security: Public Mood: hot Tags: fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: meg/ruby, fic: prompts

Fragile

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Meg/Ruby
Rating:NC-17
Word count: 624
Summary: Meg keeps coming back.
A/N: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle. Prompt: Meg/Ruby, slap. Original post.


( Their names and their bodies have changed again )

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Date: 2008-08-03 16:01 Subject: Fic: We Walk As Men Security: Public Mood: silly Tags: fandom is my ruination, fic, fic: all random fandoms, fic: bill/ted, fic: prompts, movies

We Walk As Men

Fandom: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Pairing: Bill/Ted
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,200
Setting: pre-movie
Summary: "I'm just thinking about our extreme lack of fortune in the babes department."
Beta: the bodacious stephanometra and mytimehaspassed.
A/N: Written for oxoniensis's Porn Battle. Original post. Prompt: Bill/Ted, startled.
More A/N: So, uh, yes. I just made Bill and Ted have sex. I am SO SORRY. D:


( Ted, you remember that time when we were freshmen, and you asked Missy to prom, and she shot you down in front of the entire graduating class? )

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Date: 2008-05-17 14:48 Subject: Fic: This isn't the coda you're looking for Security: Public Mood: silly Tags: birthdays, fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: crack!fic, fic: prompts, fic: sam & dean

This isn't the coda you're looking for

Characters: Bobby, Sam, Dean

Rating: PG

Word count: 1,377 words

Summary: Ballerina!Sam. Nuff said.

Dedication: for sardonicsmiley who asked me for Ballerina Sam. That is all. back in February but it didn't want to write itself until now. Happy (belated) Birthday, doll. I would have posted yesterday, but I got horribly, horribly drunk in celebration of Dean Day instead. Uh, enjoy?

A/N: In ballet, a coda is typically the ending, or "finale", of a suite of dances known as the Grand Pas or Grand Pas d'action, and brings the suite to a close. source

( It had been a long time since Bobby had seen Dean look so small and defeated. )

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Date: 2008-04-25 17:13 Subject: Schmoopy J2 fic Security: Public Mood: sleepy Tags: fic, fic: all rps, fic: jared/jensen, fic: prompts

Wow. tvm's Accidental Schmoop Meme ended up having over 50 replies. So much schmoopy goodness! *gives standing ovation* I'm posting mine here to keep track of 'em cuz I'm goofy like that. (To anyone who left me feedback at the meme - THANK YOU :D *smishes you all*)

Sunny Afternoon
PG-13, 567 words, Jared/Jensen making out in a trailer during their lunch break

( Lunch break schmoop )


Don't Twizzle Me
PG-13, 904 words, Jared/Jensen + Twizzlers

( Twizzler schmoop )

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Date: 2008-03-31 06:20 Subject: Fic: Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Security: Public Mood: tired Tags: fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: spike/angel/riley

Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.

Pairing: Angel/Riley/Spike
Rating: R
Word count: 1,736 words

Summary: He's not tied to this bed, no one is keeping him here, but he knows he won't leave. If they stopped now he'd probably beg them to stay.

For angelswilliam who wanted: Angel/Riley/Spike. This isn't exactly what you asked for, it's a lot more vague, but Riley does still have his issues with biting, and you can pretty much guarantee that Angel's always a big ol' bundle of angst :)


( Riley is useless between them, aching and restless, his skin stretched too tight and too hot except for where they're touching him. )

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Date: 2008-03-01 15:10 Subject: The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider Security: Public Mood: silly Tags: fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: crack!fic, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: xander & angel

It's another prompt fic! When I got this prompt, I remember thinking, huh. I'm going to write that one if it kills me. So, without further ado, I give you:


The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider

For astrothsknot who wanted: Jossverse, giant spider who only eats cake

Characters: Xander & Angel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2,929 words
Setting: Sunnydale, around season 2 or 3 of BtVS, nothing specific.
Beta: Great big thank yous to roseincognitus, from whom I stole several lines.
Summary: There's this giant spider, see? And it only eats cake, see? And, um, yeah: CRACK.
A/N: Bonus points if you spot Xander's use of quotes I stole from two of the greatest films of the 80s.

( The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider )

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Date: 2008-02-21 18:23 Subject: Sammy likes to play dress-up. Security: Public Mood: lazy Tags: fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: coda, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: sam & dean, fic: sam/dean

For deirdre_c who wanted: Sam having to wear Dean's clothes.

Aren't you the lucky one, you get a twofer! Here, have some angsty schmaltz and some silly smut. *gives generous helpings*

Beta thanks to roseincognitus and csweird. Thank you, ladies!


Falls on a Tuesday

Sam & Dean, PG-13, a coda to 3.11 Mystery Spot, 1,103 words.

( Sam wears Dean's t-shirts next to his skin. )



A Big Surprise

Sam/Dean, NC-17, no spoilers, 2,580 words, silliness abounds and *phew* this got waaay smuttier than I was expecting.

( It wasn't Dean's fault. )

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