The thing and the stuff
And the... y'know

nomelon
Date: 2008-08-03 16:03
Subject: Fic: Fragile
Security: Public
Mood:hot hot
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: meg/ruby, fic: prompts

Fragile

Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Meg/Ruby
Rating:NC-17
Word count: 624
Summary: Meg keeps coming back.
A/N: Written for [info]oxoniensis's Porn Battle. Prompt: Meg/Ruby, slap. Original post.


Their names and their bodies have changed again )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-08-03 16:01
Subject: Fic: We Walk As Men
Security: Public
Mood:silly silly
Tags:fandom is my ruination, fic, fic: all random fandoms, fic: bill/ted, fic: prompts, movies

We Walk As Men

Fandom: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Pairing: Bill/Ted
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 2,200
Setting: pre-movie
Summary: "I'm just thinking about our extreme lack of fortune in the babes department."
Beta: the bodacious [info]stephanometra and [info]mytimehaspassed.
A/N: Written for [info]oxoniensis's Porn Battle. Original post. Prompt: Bill/Ted, startled.
More A/N: So, uh, yes. I just made Bill and Ted have sex. I am SO SORRY. D:


Ted, you remember that time when we were freshmen, and you asked Missy to prom, and she shot you down in front of the entire graduating class? )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-06-01 14:32
Subject: Domestic Bliss 30/30
Security: Public
Mood:okay okay
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: domestic bliss, fic: spike/riley

Domestic Bliss 30/30

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Final word count: approx 69,000
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.

Previous parts found here

A/N: It's finished. *dances* I actually did it (with much last minute revision and self-doubt). Thank you so much to those of you who have expressed an interest in this story as I've been writing -- You Glorious FewTM, you know who you are ♥. Thank you for reading and commenting and cheering me on. Thank you for sticking with me for two years and putting up with the long breaks between chapters. Thank you for rooting for Spike and Riley through thick and thin. You kept me going and made me smile. A lot. Thank you :)


Domestic Bliss 30 - The End )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-05-31 17:23
Subject: Domestic Bliss 29/30
Security: Public
Mood:hungry hungry
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: domestic bliss, fic: spike/riley

Domestic Bliss 29/30

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.

Previous parts found here

A/N: If you look up you will see that there is no longer a question mark indicating the total number of chapters in this fic, and I actually have most of the last chapter written. THIS MAKES ME SILLYHAPPY. I have been writing this fic for two years. I started it when I was still in Sydney. I remember posting the first teeny chapter sitting in a crappy internet cafe in Kings Cross, with music blaring in from the titty bar outside. Ahhh, memories. I'm babbling now, but whatever. TWO YEARS. *\o/*

Domestic Bliss 29 )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-05-31 01:22
Subject: Domestic Bliss 28/?
Security: Public
Mood:awake awake
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: domestic bliss, fic: spike/riley

Domestic Bliss 28/?

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.

Previous parts found here

A/N: This isn't the full chapter that I was intending, but I figure that posting this might give me the push I need to finish off the fic. We're nearly there!

Domestic Bliss 28 )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-05-20 17:28
Subject: Fic: Talk About It
Security: Public
Mood:meh meh
Tags:fic, fic: all rpf, fic: jared/jensen, grumpy!jensen

Talk About It


Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Spoilers: 3.16

Rating: PG-13 for language

Word count: 805

Summary: Jim Beaver said that Jensen spent a lot of time crying while they were shooting the finale. Dean didn't shed a single tear.

A/N: This was a little thing I wrote for [info]nu_breed that was supposed to be porn, but it refused and turned into schmoopy grumpy!Jensen instead.


They've done it. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-05-17 14:48
Subject: Fic: This isn't the coda you're looking for
Security: Public
Mood:silly silly
Tags:birthdays, fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: crack!fic, fic: prompts, fic: sam & dean

This isn't the coda you're looking for

Characters: Bobby, Sam, Dean

Rating: PG

Word count: 1,377 words

Summary: Ballerina!Sam. Nuff said.

Dedication: for [info]sardonicsmiley who asked me for Ballerina Sam. That is all. back in February but it didn't want to write itself until now. Happy (belated) Birthday, doll. I would have posted yesterday, but I got horribly, horribly drunk in celebration of Dean Day instead. Uh, enjoy?

A/N: In ballet, a coda is typically the ending, or "finale", of a suite of dances known as the Grand Pas or Grand Pas d'action, and brings the suite to a close. source

It had been a long time since Bobby had seen Dean look so small and defeated. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-05-02 14:04
Subject: Fic: Thaw
Security: Public
Mood:embarrassed embarrassed
Tags:fic, fic: random fandoms, tv: moonlight

Thaw

Fandom: Moonlight

Pairing: Beth/Mick
Rating: R
Word count: 3,519 words

Summary: Angsty romance with a side order of schmaltz. Beth's not stupid. She knows what she does to him. Every time they get close like this, she burrows a little deeper under his skin.

Spoilers: Set a month or so after 1.13 Fated to Pretend.

Beta: a great big thank you to [info]afrocurl for stepping up to the plate, you brave soul. Thank you :)

A/N: I may have taken liberties with one of the more ridiculous aspects of vampire lore in Moonlight, because it's been bugging me for a while.

More A/N: I'll be frankly amazed if more than three people read this, but I am stalled on both J2 eeny weeny pony!fic and Domestic Bliss and pretty much everything else, because I am useless and clearly have no staying power AT ALL when it comes to writing. So, uh, I wrote Moonlight fic. Um.


They're supposed to be researching )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-04-29 16:18
Subject: I can has SGA fic?
Security: Public
Mood:rejuvenated rejuvenated
Tags:fic, fic: random fandoms

I've Seen You Looking

Fandom: Stargate Atlantis

Pairing: Sheppard/McKay, mild Sheppard/Ronon
Rating: R
Word count: 953 words

Summary: John catches Rodney unawares.

Spoilers: nope

A/N: [info]sardonicsmiley did the first lines meme here and somehow I ended up writing SGA fic. McSheppy SGA fic. *disbelief* This is a little rough and ready and full of silly cliché, but look! SGA fic!

John's voice is gravel rough, a warm wet rasp against Rodney's neck, chapped lips dragging against overheated skin )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-04-25 17:13
Subject: Schmoopy J2 fic
Security: Public
Mood:sleepy sleepy
Tags:fic, fic: all rps, fic: jared/jensen, fic: prompts

Wow. [info]tvm's Accidental Schmoop Meme ended up having over 50 replies. So much schmoopy goodness! *gives standing ovation* I'm posting mine here to keep track of 'em cuz I'm goofy like that. (To anyone who left me feedback at the meme - THANK YOU :D *smishes you all*)

Sunny Afternoon
PG-13, 567 words, Jared/Jensen making out in a trailer during their lunch break

Lunch break schmoop )


Don't Twizzle Me
PG-13, 904 words, Jared/Jensen + Twizzlers

Twizzler schmoop )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-04-22 00:34
Subject: Fic: Vaccinium Cyanococcus (cowritten with [info]dreamlittleyo)
Security: Public
Mood:silly silly
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: crack!fic, fic: one shot fics, fic: sam/dean

Title: Vaccinium Cyanococcus

A Fic by [info]dreamlittleyo and [info]nomelon

Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 10,141 words

Summary: Wherein matters of pie theft are taken very seriously indeed, but brotherly love wins out.

Summary the 2nd: Sam made Dean pie. But Dean didn't get to eat it, and now Sam feels just awful (and full of pie). Obviously sex is the next logical step.

Warnings: over-the-top emo crack, drinking on a school night, and excessive consumption of blueberry pie.

( Dean didn't know if it was about the lost shoe or the stolen pie, but the look on Sam's face was wrong in every possible way. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-03-31 06:20
Subject: Fic: Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Security: Public
Mood:tired tired
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: spike/angel/riley

Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.

Pairing: Angel/Riley/Spike
Rating: R
Word count: 1,736 words

Summary: He's not tied to this bed, no one is keeping him here, but he knows he won't leave. If they stopped now he'd probably beg them to stay.

For [info]angelswilliam who wanted: Angel/Riley/Spike. This isn't exactly what you asked for, it's a lot more vague, but Riley does still have his issues with biting, and you can pretty much guarantee that Angel's always a big ol' bundle of angst :)


Riley is useless between them, aching and restless, his skin stretched too tight and too hot except for where they're touching him. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-03-26 05:10
Subject: Fic: The Taste on Your Tongue
Security: Public
Mood:tired tired
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: one shot fics, fic: sam/dean

The Taste on Your Tongue

Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,377 words

Summary: I guess you could call this sex pollen fic. Or maybe giant flying slug-monsters made us do it fic. Or just, y'know, porn.

Spoilers: nope.

Beta: huge, great big thank yous to the inimitable [info]nu_breed.

A/N: While I'd really like to be working on clever thinky fic, my brain decides it wants to write ridiculous porn. So, nothing new there then.


The giant flying slug-monster with the huge fangs and the unpronounceable name is dead )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-03-06 04:34
Subject: See Spike and Riley shag. Shag, Spike and Riley, shag.
Security: Public
Mood:hot hot
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: domestic bliss, fic: spike/riley, procrastinaaaaation

Domestic Bliss Outtake
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Spike and Riley have more kitchen!sex


Pairing: Spike/Riley
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 2,407

Author's Notes: This is set in the Domestic Bliss universe, but would work perfectly well as a standalone PWP.

Summary: Here, have some gratuitous Spike/Riley porn. Porn which I had to cut from the fic proper because Spike and Riley were trying to ambush my dark and angsty angst fic and warp it into something smutty and fluffy and happy. You bastards! *shakes fist*

More overly long Author's Notes & procrastination: I've been trying to write the end of Domestic Bliss. I know what's going to happen when they get to the place and then the thing happens and WOAH spazz fit and rocks fall, everyone dies, and there's *waves hands* yelling and crying and HEADLESS CHICKENS and EMOTION OMG and then the boat sinks! And it turns out that OMG! She's actually a DUDE! And we find out the guy was actually DEAN (ha ha, I wish! Freudian typo ftw!) was actually DEAD the whole entire time he was talking to that kid, and the bad guy complains about how he would have got away with it if it hadn't been for those meddling kids... but I can't make Riley and Spike get in the freaking car and go to where they need to be for the thing and the stuff to happen.

I've been trying to make them get in the freaking car and go to where they need to be for the thing and the stuff to happen for about a month now. *throttles my fickle little muse* So instead I give you a pornish outtake. Because who doesn't like a little porn with their cereal, hmmm?


Spike and Riley have the sex in the buttular region, uh, I mean, in the kitchen )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-03-01 15:10
Subject: The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider
Security: Public
Mood:silly silly
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: crack!fic, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: xander & angel

It's another prompt fic! When I got this prompt, I remember thinking, huh. I'm going to write that one if it kills me. So, without further ado, I give you:


The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider

For [info]astrothsknot who wanted: Jossverse, giant spider who only eats cake

Characters: Xander & Angel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 2,929 words
Setting: Sunnydale, around season 2 or 3 of BtVS, nothing specific.
Beta: Great big thank yous to [info]roseincognitus, from whom I stole several lines.
Summary: There's this giant spider, see? And it only eats cake, see? And, um, yeah: CRACK.
A/N: Bonus points if you spot Xander's use of quotes I stole from two of the greatest films of the 80s.

The One with the Giant Cake-Eating Spider )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-02-21 18:23
Subject: Sammy likes to play dress-up.
Security: Public
Mood:lazy lazy
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: coda, fic: one shot fics, fic: prompts, fic: sam & dean, fic: sam/dean

For [info]deirdre_c who wanted: Sam having to wear Dean's clothes.

Aren't you the lucky one, you get a twofer! Here, have some angsty schmaltz and some silly smut. *gives generous helpings*

Beta thanks to [info]roseincognitus and [info]csweird. Thank you, ladies!


Falls on a Tuesday

Sam & Dean, PG-13, a coda to 3.11 Mystery Spot, 1,103 words.

Sam wears Dean's t-shirts next to his skin. )



A Big Surprise

Sam/Dean, NC-17, no spoilers, 2,580 words, silliness abounds and *phew* this got waaay smuttier than I was expecting.

It wasn't Dean's fault. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-02-18 17:02
Subject: Mirror, Mirror 2/2
Security: Public
Mood:anxious anxious
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: one shot fics, fic: sam/dean

Mirror, Mirror 2/2

Part 1 found here

There's coffee waiting for Sam when he wakes sometime after noon. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-02-18 16:59
Subject: Mirror, Mirror 1/2
Security: Public
Mood:anxious anxious
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: one shot fics, fic: sam/dean

Mirror, Mirror

Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 12,960

Summary: Fighting and porn and not talking and porn and potential endings and porn. And angst. And mirrors. And porn.

Spoilers: big spoilers up to 3.09: Malleus Maleficarum and one little spoiler from 3.10: DaLDoM

Beta: [info]dark_reaction and [info]stephanometra. Ladies, what can I say? There really aren't enough words to describe how wonderful you are. This fic is VASTLY improved due to your input. I don't think I've ever worked so hard on pulling a fic into shape, and this would not have happened without your help. So, sincerely - THANK YOU.

VERY IMPORTANT POINT WHICH YOU SHOULD NOTE BEFORE READING: I am completely spoiler free from Mystery Spot onwards. Please DO NOT mention or allude to ANY spoilers for upcoming episodes in comments or use spoilery icons or ANYTHING. Cuz if you do I'll cry and we'll have to break up. And I'll get the house in the Hamptons in the divorce. And the cars. And all your money. Oh, yeah, and the kids and junk.


The closer they get to the end, the worse it gets. )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-02-14 19:06
Subject: Ficlet.
Security: Public
Mood:surprised surprised
Tags:fic, fic: all supernatural, fic: drabbles, fic: other pairing

To those of you who left me prompts. Some of you are TRICKY. I love it :D I'm toying with some of them, we'll see what happens.

For [info]innie_darling who wanted Mary telling John she's pregnant (with Dean or Sam or both) - words, actions, anything.

Perfect Moment: John/Mary, PG, pre Pilot, 419 words. I never thought I'd write John fic, but here you go.

Perfect Moment )

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nomelon
Date: 2008-01-25 18:13
Subject: Domestic Bliss 27/?
Security: Public
Mood:relieved relieved
Tags:fic, fic: all buffy&angel, fic: domestic bliss, fic: spike/riley

Domestic Bliss 27/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.

Previous parts found here

A/N: Yes, your eyes do not deceive you: more Domestic Bliss, and it only took me, eek!, almost two months. This fic is kicking my ass. This chapter took FOREVER to come together. So close to the end I can taste it. I really wish I had a beta for this, but there is no point as I've been writing it for, what? Over a year now? Egads! To those of you (you few, you glorious few) who've been reading and commenting, thank you so much for sticking with me, and I hope it's worth the wait. Concrit HUGELY welcomed as writing huge plotty things like this scares the crap out of me. (Jesus Christ. I just did a word count on my Domestic Bliss word doc. Over 60,000 words. SIXTY THOUSAND.)

+ + =


Domestic Bliss 27 )

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