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Clearly I haven't been posting on ij for quite some time. I did try for a while, but it was really like posting into the void, while lj remained steadfastly where all the action was. I recently got my hot little hands on a dreamwidth account, however, and it looks like there may be people moving over there, or at least crossposting. It is very shiny and fandom-friendly, so I'll be interested to see what happens. I'm still posting on lj, and I'm going to be crossposting on my dreamwidth journal for the foreseeable future.
I do still check my ij flist from time to time. Nice to see who's still active over here.
Anyway. You can find me as nomelon both on livejournal and now on the ever-so-shiny-and-new dreamwidth.
And with that, I'm going to watch a Jason Statham movie. Keep on truckin'.
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Fragile
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Meg/Ruby
Rating:NC-17
Word count: 624
Summary: Meg keeps coming back.
A/N: Written for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) oxoniensis's Porn Battle. Prompt: Meg/Ruby, slap. Original post.
( Their names and their bodies have changed again )
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Domestic Bliss 30/30
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Final word count: approx 69,000
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.
Previous parts found here
A/N: It's finished. *dances* I actually did it (with much last minute revision and self-doubt). Thank you so much to those of you who have expressed an interest in this story as I've been writing -- You Glorious FewTM, you know who you are ♥. Thank you for reading and commenting and cheering me on. Thank you for sticking with me for two years and putting up with the long breaks between chapters. Thank you for rooting for Spike and Riley through thick and thin. You kept me going and made me smile. A lot. Thank you :)
( Domestic Bliss 30 - The End )
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Domestic Bliss 29/30
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.
Previous parts found here
A/N: If you look up you will see that there is no longer a question mark indicating the total number of chapters in this fic, and I actually have most of the last chapter written. THIS MAKES ME SILLYHAPPY. I have been writing this fic for two years. I started it when I was still in Sydney. I remember posting the first teeny chapter sitting in a crappy internet cafe in Kings Cross, with music blaring in from the titty bar outside. Ahhh, memories. I'm babbling now, but whatever. TWO YEARS. *\o/*
( Domestic Bliss 29 )
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Domestic Bliss 28/?
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Spike/Riley
Setting: LA. Post NFA
Summary: Riley shows up in LA. Bumps into Spike. Demon-hunting and co-habitation ensue.
Previous parts found here
A/N: This isn't the full chapter that I was intending, but I figure that posting this might give me the push I need to finish off the fic. We're nearly there!
( Domestic Bliss 28 )
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Talk About It
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Spoilers: 3.16
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word count: 805
Summary: Jim Beaver said that Jensen spent a lot of time crying while they were shooting the finale. Dean didn't shed a single tear.
A/N: This was a little thing I wrote for nu_breed that was supposed to be porn, but it refused and turned into schmoopy grumpy!Jensen instead.
( They've done it. )
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This isn't the coda you're looking for
Characters: Bobby, Sam, Dean
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,377 words
Summary: Ballerina!Sam. Nuff said.
Dedication: for sardonicsmiley who asked me for Ballerina Sam. That is all. back in February but it didn't want to write itself until now. Happy (belated) Birthday, doll. I would have posted yesterday, but I got horribly, horribly drunk in celebration of Dean Day instead. Uh, enjoy?
A/N: In ballet, a coda is typically the ending, or "finale", of a suite of dances known as the Grand Pas or Grand Pas d'action, and brings the suite to a close. source
( It had been a long time since Bobby had seen Dean look so small and defeated. )
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Thaw
Fandom: Moonlight
Pairing: Beth/Mick
Rating: R
Word count: 3,519 words
Summary: Angsty romance with a side order of schmaltz. Beth's not stupid. She knows what she does to him. Every time they get close like this, she burrows a little deeper under his skin.
Spoilers: Set a month or so after 1.13 Fated to Pretend.
Beta: a great big thank you to afrocurl for stepping up to the plate, you brave soul. Thank you :)
A/N: I may have taken liberties with one of the more ridiculous aspects of vampire lore in Moonlight, because it's been bugging me for a while.
More A/N: I'll be frankly amazed if more than three people read this, but I am stalled on both J2 eeny weeny pony!fic and Domestic Bliss and pretty much everything else, because I am useless and clearly have no staying power AT ALL when it comes to writing. So, uh, I wrote Moonlight fic. Um.
( They're supposed to be researching )
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I've Seen You Looking
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay, mild Sheppard/Ronon
Rating: R
Word count: 953 words
Summary: John catches Rodney unawares.
Spoilers: nope
A/N: sardonicsmiley did the first lines meme here and somehow I ended up writing SGA fic. McSheppy SGA fic. *disbelief* This is a little rough and ready and full of silly cliché, but look! SGA fic!
( John's voice is gravel rough, a warm wet rasp against Rodney's neck, chapped lips dragging against overheated skin )
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Wow. tvm's Accidental Schmoop Meme ended up having over 50 replies. So much schmoopy goodness! *gives standing ovation* I'm posting mine here to keep track of 'em cuz I'm goofy like that. (To anyone who left me feedback at the meme - THANK YOU :D *smishes you all*)
Sunny Afternoon
PG-13, 567 words, Jared/Jensen making out in a trailer during their lunch break
( Lunch break schmoop )
Don't Twizzle Me
PG-13, 904 words, Jared/Jensen + Twizzlers
( Twizzler schmoop )
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Title: Vaccinium Cyanococcus
A Fic by dreamlittleyo and nomelon
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 10,141 words
Summary: Wherein matters of pie theft are taken very seriously indeed, but brotherly love wins out.
Summary the 2nd: Sam made Dean pie. But Dean didn't get to eat it, and now Sam feels just awful (and full of pie). Obviously sex is the next logical step.
Warnings: over-the-top emo crack, drinking on a school night, and excessive consumption of blueberry pie.
( Dean didn't know if it was about the lost shoe or the stolen pie, but the look on Sam's face was wrong in every possible way. )
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Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Pairing: Angel/Riley/Spike
Rating: R
Word count: 1,736 words
Summary: He's not tied to this bed, no one is keeping him here, but he knows he won't leave. If they stopped now he'd probably beg them to stay.
For angelswilliam who wanted: Angel/Riley/Spike. This isn't exactly what you asked for, it's a lot more vague, but Riley does still have his issues with biting, and you can pretty much guarantee that Angel's always a big ol' bundle of angst :)
( Riley is useless between them, aching and restless, his skin stretched too tight and too hot except for where they're touching him. )
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sazzlette wrote me the first teeny!Jared commentfic which is so cute and SO WRONG we are all going to hell.
rionaleonhart wrote me WONDERFUL teeny!Sam commentfic. *gleee*
I WILL GIVE TEENY!COOKIES FOR MORE TEENY!JARED FIC.
And I wrote ( a Sam/Dean snippet set during Mystery Spot )
Hokay, I think that's everything.
*goes back to working on prompts*
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'kay. Now I want ( goth!Jensen and surfer!Jared fic )
ANYWAY. My new icon makes me laugh and laugh and LAUGH. Teeny!Jared strikes again!!! \o/ He is already spreading much teeny!glee. WHO IS WRITING ME MORE TEENY!JARED FIC? *GRABBYHANDS* COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. HE'S ONLY WEE, HOW HARD COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?
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Remember when I asked for prompts before, with the very clear disclaimer of "I PROMISE NOTHING"? (Hey, man, don't blame me, talk to the fickle little muse.) If you feel like taking a chance and doing that again... hit me. I'm kind of stalled on a couple of things, and I'm still thinking over the thinky fic. (I'd better end up being able to write that puppy after all this or I'll have to make the "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" face. At myself.)
So. Hit me with a pairing, a situation, a few random words, whatever you feel like. Supernatural or Buffy&Angel. Or you could try The Sarah Connor Chronicles if you feel like it, I guess, although I don't know if I have a feel for that yet. Or if I ever will. Won't know 'til we try, eh?
Oh, also - Sam and Dean eat puppies!! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
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The Taste on Your Tongue
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3,377 words
Summary: I guess you could call this sex pollen fic. Or maybe giant flying slug-monsters made us do it fic. Or just, y'know, porn.
Spoilers: nope.
Beta: huge, great big thank yous to the inimitable nu_breed.
A/N: While I'd really like to be working on clever thinky fic, my brain decides it wants to write ridiculous porn. So, nothing new there then.
( The giant flying slug-monster with the huge fangs and the unpronounceable name is dead )
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Katie Cassidy. Why have I never even HEARD of Jared/Katie or Jensen/Katie fic? Is there any out there? Somebody's writing it, right? This is the internet, isn't it? What's that rule - if it exists, there is porn of it?
I just got this picture in my head of Katie in that house near the end of Malleus Maleficarum, and she's exhausted, and she wrenched her shoulder in the fight scene earlier, and it's been a long day at the end of a long fucking week. She's been messing her lines up all day and she knows everyone is tired and just putting up with her. The crew are doing their best, working with her, and Jared and Jensen are being cool about it, but she caught them slanting glances at each other when she messed up for the hundredth time, and she kind of hates herself a little bit because it's all her fault that everyone's still here when they all should have been going home well over an hour ago. She's close to tears when the director calls a twenty minute break and she runs off, doesn't want anyone to be nice to her right now, she just needs to calm down and get her head together, because she's a professional, she's not the new girl anymore, and she can do this.
Jensen finds her hiding in the shadows between a couple of trailers and silently offers her a sneaky cigarette. They huddle there together, smoking and shivering a little against the cold, their shoulders bumping. He doesn't say anything, no platitudes or annoying little pearls of wisdom, just tosses his cigarette away and touches his knuckle under her chin until she lifts her face. She doesn't know what it is that he sees when looks at her, his gaze darting back and forth between her eyes, but apparently it's good, because he kisses her, soft and steady, his hands freezing cold on her jaw, his lips softer than she'd imagined, his tongue hot when it brushes hers. He breaks away with a shy little grin and gives her one last kiss, then takes her hand and leads her back towards the lights and the sound of voices. When they go again she nails the scene first time.
OR. They have a Sam/Ruby scene in the show and Jared shows up at her trailer to practice the scene. There's this angry build up to the kiss that they go through a couple of times, and it's good, they're bouncing off each other, really nailing the scene, but then Jared forgets his line because he's staring at her mouth and they lean in too early, half a scene too early, and they end up kissing, really kissing. She's up on her tiptoes to get closer to him until he just picks her up, her legs wrapping around his waist, and he's holding her up with one hand like she doesn't weigh a thing. He's got her pressed up against the wall, her hands tangled in the hair at the nape of his neck, and she feels really tiny against him, and hidden, like he's blocking out the rest of the world with those shoulders. He's sliding his hand up the skirt Ruby's wearing in their next scene, and he's just running his thumb back and forth over the crease of her hip, thoughtful, like he hasn't quite made up his mind where to go from there.
Y'know. Whichever. I'm just saying. Somebody's written this, right?
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This cold is seriously effecting my ability to get proper sleep. All evening I'm sleeeeeepy, until I actually turn the light off and close my eyes. Then I'm awake for hours, sometimes wide awake, sometimes that weird, drifting, am I awake right now? Am I asleep? Oh, I'm awake, but you had me going there for a while.
But the dreams I'm having when I do fall asleep? Man. Last night I dreamt that I wrote a Chandler Bing/Hulk Hogan fic, except as I wrote it, I was watching their lives. It was post-Friends and Chandler and Monica had split up. He was devastated, determined never to open his heart again, and had left his whole world behind him, moving to a new city, a new life, and he was working in a pet store. Lots of kittens. Scampering ones \o/ He was walking home from work one day when he met Hulk Hogan in the park. They got chatting on a park bench and Chandler realised he was having a nice time for the first time in a long time, and he was able to say that he had an ex-wife without blustering his way through it with awkward jokes.
The Hulk was a shadow of his former self. His wrestling career over, his television/film career an industry joke, his reality show at the end of its run, having broken his family apart, but he couldn't help but see something interesting in this strange young man from New York.
( Friendship and mutual trust slowly grew )
HOW DOES MY BRAIN COME UP WITH THIS SHIT? REALLY. I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
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jenadamson is a wonderful terrible, terrible enabler who makes innocent little suggestions and makes me come up with things like this:
Teeny!Jared is being all professional and trying to answer questions, while Jensen just can't get over the overwhelming cuteness and just wants to pick him up and cuddle him, but then teeny!Jared would get all grumpy, and be all, get off me, man. Not here, they can all see! Stop! Cut it out! Teeny little fists and teeny kicky stompy feet. And Jensen's just picking him up anyway, chuckling and cooing and tickling him until teeny!Jared loses it completely and starts rolling around in Jensen's lap, pink-cheeked and giggling and kicking his teeny little legs in the air.
There needs to be more teeny!Jared. *starts a revolution*
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